I’d like to open with a question for the producers of The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
“How much damned time do you think people have?”
This isn’t a movie; it is a daytrip to an MRI. You’re trapped there for what seems like an eternity while the lights blink and the sounds buzz and when they finally spit you out, you realize you may have just peed a little.
Lemme see if I can do justice to the, ahem, plot. And yes, there will