1) The Steelers, coming off a victory last week at Cleveland against the Browns, take on the Minnesota Vikings today in their first regular season game at Heinz Field. Go Steelers! 1 p.m. 100 Art Rooney Ave., North Shore.
2) Miss Abigail’s Guide to Dating, Mating and Marriage is a two character play featuring Miss Abigail as a relationship consultant so dismayed when Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up that she rededicates her life to helping couples with relationship problems. Paco is Miss Abigail’s sexy assistant and who also has a secret crush on her. The play is based on a book of the same name by Abigail Grotke. Ken Davenport (Altar Boyz) and Sarah Saltzberg (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee) joined forces to create this humorous look on love and dating. Part of the fun is Miss Abigail dishes out outdated and obscure relationship advice. The play received rave reviews when it ran off-Broadway in 2010 with Eve Plumb (Jan from the “The Brady Bunch”) as Abigail. Recommended for audiences 13 years of age and older. 2 p.m. Last day. CLO Cabaret, 655 Penn Ave., Cultural District. (RH)